
New philosophy
August 8, 2008That’s it, I’ve had it!!! Just when I thought everything was slowing down, WHACK the levee burst. For those of you that don’t know, I repair/maintain elevators for a living. I currently have about 55 units that I maintain each month, not alot by anyone’s standard. I’m supposed to visit each one once a month, so that means I have to see at least 14 a week to be done each month. They are spread out from Portage, Indiana all the way to Gurnee, Illinois. Notice that I said I have to repair them also. If a unit shuts down, I have to finish what I’m doing and go fix that one. Well today is August 8th and I have a whopping 4 units done. The last 2 weeks the trolls have been playing games with me. Seriously, I feel like someone is going around messing with my elevators. I was up by Gurnee when I got a call that a unit in downtown Chicago was down, so I turned around and drove there. I got that one fixed and was headed back up north when I got a call in Oak Lawn, again I turned around and went there. Some of my accounts require appointments to be set up in advance. Needless to say, I’ve had to break the same appointments twice this week alone. Frustrating I tell Ya!! OK I feel better now.
While I’m on a ranting rampage, I shall continue. In addition to being an “elevator guy”, I’m also an avid bass fisherman and I have a degree in biology.
In one of my previous posts, I mentioned that I would talk about the effects of fertilizer on lakes, rivers and ponds later. Well it is later now, so here goes. I know we all love to have a beautiful lawn, but did you ever stop to think about the effects of the lawn products you use on our environment? Last month we had a tournament at Lake Wisconsin in Wisconsin. When we pulled up to the launch on Friday morning we were greeted by a layer of stinky green goo on the water. We launched the boat and went to have a look around the lake. The green goo was everywhere. It was in fact a blue-green algae bloom. Algae blooms are perpetuated by phosphorus and nitrogen that get carried into bodies of water by rain. To humans, algae blooms are just annoying at first, but can become rather destructive to an environment. As the algae reproduce, the layer gets thicker and the bottom layer begins to die off. When this algae dies, it gives off a toxin that kills fish and makes the water inhospitable to life. The algae layer blocks sunlight which kills other plants that produce oxygen for the water. The result, a stinky mess that smells like rotting flesh and stains everything it comes in contact with. These blooms can’t be controlled by algaecides either, as the addition of those chemicals may actually make matters worse. I can’t make anybody stop using fertilizers, all I can do is ask that you stop and think before you use them. You are right, one house won’t make a difference, but look around and spread the word.
Good Night and God Bless!
Wow, who knew you were so smart? Are you sure you aren’t just trying to get out of doing the weed and feed for me?
I am all about using fertilizer for crops and gardens but I do think you are onto somthing when some nit wants to make his lawn the greenest… I personally look forward to not cutting my grass and watching it turn brown in August, yes I am lazy and yes green grass looks good on a golf course otherswise I could care Less…get it care less… lol sometimes my humor is more or Less dumb but some times more is Less… okay I am done having fun… see you at worship Potsy…
Les, we should take the algae off the lakes and sell it at a vegetarian store. I bet you we could be rich, they eat anything. I hope to see you in church tomorrow. We miss you guys.
Les! I’m on vacation…in the great movie “Forrest Gump”, vacation was defined as…’when you go away and you never come back’. If only….sigh. Alas, I shall return soon and if you aren’t casting I will see you on Sunday. (sidenote: Mike’s humor is more for himself and “Les” for the enjoyment of others…LOL)